bonus prompts!

because. just because

also as an apology for all those crowlt posts a few days ago rip. most of these were donated by crowlt members

-”Anyway, I am both gay and a bard so clearly I am the Antichrist.”

-”When I was your age- wait, how old are you?”

“Older than you.”

“Bitch." 

"The hell did I do?!" 

 "Exist”

“Xe’s on the list of people we don’t trust with corpses, right?”

–  

“I’m older than you" 

"You’re literally half my age”

“I can’t believe you’re two hundred years older than me and still haven’t figured this out.”

“If you crash the car, you don’t get laid”

“Your child’s a lot like you" 

"Xe inherited my fondness for the word no.”

-“So here we are. A pair of old stars with creaky bones.”

Author: corvidcraft

What's up! I'm a northern Canadian artist/writer. Poli sci student by education, acrylic painter by passion.

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