“WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!” “What are you looking for?” “THE MOST IMPORTANT ITEMS I OWN!!” “The signed-“ “NO THE MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS TIME IS A-WASTING AND MY CLOTHES ARE A-STAINING!!!” (Aka I’m on vacation and I forgot tampons and now I know true pain)

im gonna be honest when i opened my inbox to this i literally snorted out loud laughing 

are you okay anon