uhhhh okay let me get this straight-
the eldritch abominations family all look more or less human, and the sad boy was forcefully adopted by them? Can do!
-”Maybe we could get a sitcom- you look more or less human most of the time, so it’s possible- not too much cgi.”
“Why would we want a sitcom? We’re not even funny.”
“C’mon, it’s a classic ‘aliens and humans culture gap’ humour trope. This morning you tried to eat bricks for breakfast- comedy gold!”
-”I can’t believe cthulhu is trying to cure my depression with pizza pockets.”
-”Oh c’mon! It’s not like we’re forcing you to come with us-”
“Well, I mean, you kind of are.”
“-and anyway, don’t you want to go for a picnic with us?”
“You eat people.”
-”You are absolutely forbidden from tickling me until you put back on your human face.”
“But I have more hands like this.”
-”You’re so soft”
“Stop feeling me up dude, holy shit. Humans need space”
“But you’re so soft!! Let me pat!”
-”Oh god it’s so hot I’m gonna die.”
“WHAT! Oh god-”
“It’s a figure of speech.”
-”My guy, I have to admit. Seeing skinny ass you throwing the 18 wheeler was pretty damn cool.”
-”Oh my god, you’ve been kidnapped by cthulu???”
“Shh [best friend/sibling character] they’ll hear!! And yes. He wears converse.”
-”Motherfucker, you may be an eldritch abomination but regardless. I will fight you for that pizza.”
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