I have a thing going on that I need help from a crow king.. i have house party scene and a girl’s ex is there, and she doesnt want to tell her husband because it’d end ugly, so her friend asks her a permission to embarrass in front of others so he would leave, but I have absolutely no fuckin idea what she could do. Please bless me with your ideas 🙌

So the friend is embarrassing the ex?

She could spill things on his clothes. A bit of a classic, yes, but it bears mentioning. People generally want to go home if they’ve been doused in beef broth. She could also spill something nasty af of him like old food or sour milk. (emetophobia warning for this next sentence) Bonus if she can retch on demand and puke on his shoes

She could drunkenly tell tales of how he peed himself at a previous party, even if it’s not true, or other rude and embarrassing stories. Or ask him pointless and invasive personal questions to make him uncomfortable

hope this is okay! Sorry it’s so short!

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